Now there's a scary thought

There was a munch discussion recently that somehow got onto the topjc of latex cat suits ...those clinging, full-bodied, figure revealing suits made from latex that look so-o-o-o good on luscious females. Someone then mentioned that, "...I'd like to see Unc' in a latex cat suit." Now, as many of you know, my body type is ...umm... "ample," prompting my response, "You know, if I wore a latex cat suit, I'd look like the Michelin Man." (There were the usual gaffaws, but it also prompted one woman at the munch to blow cherry coke out her nose.)

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